The Daddy you always wished you had.

60 · male · United States Categories: Exotic, Piercings, Tattoos Statistics: 317 visitors, 2 awards

Personal Details

About Me

I tried smoking pot once, Now I'm gay.

My boyfriend said he had something he wanted to tell me.
But, we have to go on Jerry Springer before he can say what it is.

Satan has a restraining order against me and
Christian Mingle rejected my application.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm saving my money so I can get a really good one.
My last boyfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate. So this time I'm getting two boyfriends.

I'm just looking for someone who's demons play well with mine.


About My Shows

For your personal protection? Please keep your arms and legs inside the bed at all times.
And photos will be available for purchase in the gift shop, after the ride is over.

Things I will do

Things I won't do

Items I have available for my shows

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Status Feed

  • Ralfael69 wrote 1 month ago
    Check out my latest ad on Youtube. https://youtu.be/eqEG2TsaJrs
  • Ralfael69 wrote 1 month ago
    The lesbians next door gave me a really nice Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

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Just do as I say,
And nobody gets hurt.